Missed out on these. Ah well I will have to get over this loss by partaking in fine whiskey and beer to celebrate my birthday.
Yes, Happy Birthday man! @Expat - you can send mine to @W.Jester if there's not any left. I'll gladly pay it forward and get some on the next round.
Thanks Benson X. I cand get in on the next run. It's been a great day so far. Hard to believe another year bites the dust though.
I get the feeling Expat is going to build an entire business, make that empire, around nothing. Next thing we will all be buying Expat Knives swag, when there is no existing products the swag is promoting. First stickers. Then patches. Then shirts. Then zippos. We'll be getting tattoos and promoting it to friends. He really is an evil genius. You hiring?
@Jeff Randall , this guy's got us all figured out. We've got to hire him immediately! We can use someone that understands our business model this well.
Don't worry, there's plenty of stickers to go around. First ones are free. After that, they'll be $100 each. (boat payments are expensive)
Alright, everyone that asked for a sticker got an envelope in the mail coming to them. Most of the envelopes have stickers. The rest have contracts for the new Expat Knives and Property Management Time Shares. Good luck. I'm not sending any more out cause frankly, I'm tired of licking envelopes. See me at SHOT, Blade, or the Victoria Secret Fashion Show and I'll give some stickers for free.
I'm thinking expat hunting leases where we showcase your culinary skills and cutlery. There will be patches, expat toothpaste, and a special interpretive dance of the lion king done by DJ. Ill make the cannolis.
My mailbox had a gift for me today..something about the stickers were a small promisary note in helping a struggling expat move his business into the future..about those hunting timeshares..thanks for the generosity there @Expat
Thank all of you for your support of my fledgling swag company. I'm hoping to sell enough stickers, Zippos, bottle openers, and mugs in 2017 to branch out into other things like knives.
