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  1. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    I have been traveling the world, assisting various cartels and organizations with their accounting needs, when I haven't been honing my long range rifle skills.


    At least I had time to design and launch a new machete sticker. Each sticker redeemable for an actual machete from Mike Perrin.


    What have you guys been up to? Is Patrick still selling knives and teaching people how to start fires?





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    I'm in :D
     
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    We all thought you got mixed in with that college admission scandal and were in prison.
    Using all that sticker money to get your kids into good colleges.
     
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    Legend has it that anyone of the following beginning at 1:00 was your fate.
     
  5. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    Close. But I was learning how to turn sticker money into bitcoin into ripple into a Lichtenstien bank.
     
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    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    they misspelled Nekkid.
     
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    Welcome back. I’ve watched the accountant twice since you’ve been gone. It needs an expat sticker.
     
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    Parole is a wonderful thing !!! :D
     
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    Nothing has changed. The Flyers still suck.
     
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    There goes the forum :D
     
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    Wasn’t aware there was a cribbage pro tour, but welcome back nonetheless.
     
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    The one with Ben Affleck or the one with the guy from Justified? They are both awesome. Hard to choose which one is best.
     
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    Finally got my bow back tonight. I could have got a nice Browning Over/Under for what I have in that thing. $230 for a release!?!
     
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    Best home record in all of the NHL, son.
     
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    Which movie is that? I've seen the accountant with Ben Affleck.
     
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    Contract training in the Middle East has been suspended putting a halt to my career as a foreign food critic. I will dabble in amateur philosophy, life coach, barista, sushi chef and knife, axe and gun salesman.
     
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    All while extolling the virtues of the shoe-free lifestyle, no doubt.
     
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    I did mention philosophy. Anyone who has studied Plato knows that shoes are the devil.
     
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    Yep. Plato. And Huck Finn.
     

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