If you're on Pinterest, type in Expat Knives and you'll see some Russian stuff about the cleaver. Trump and I are really really huge in Russia. Really really huge.
In Russia they don't say "really, really huge," anymore. Since Trump is so popular now they say "bigly."
I'm serious. If you don't get your orders in before the Russian Army's 100,000 piece purchase order, you'll be waiting a loooong time.