I don't want to mess with the Fonz. He's too cool to mess with. Although I really do appreciate his reverse mortgage work as well.
I don't know why I'm finally just getting around to reading this, but there was half a cup of coffee on my shirt by the time I got through Randall Knives. And I defy anyone to come up with a more accurate description of Case collectors. This really needs to be updated with Winkler, Bark River, Hinderer... And don't even get me started on the $200 tactical folding mini-cleaver trend...
Too darn funny! I'd love to see something on Bark River, and Opinel. They're a French company, so that opens up a lot of possibilities I'm sure.
I posted much of this on Facebook since it's that time of the year when Atlanta traffic gets even worse, when a bunch of dudes are free to cut loose and wear knives they haven't worn all year. Feel free to share it and offend everyone. I added Expat Knives too. Man, that company is a joke!
I had to look some of these brands up. Very funny. Dark Opps, Holy Geometry. Are they made on planet Klingon? Tops have some sci-fi influences too.
Just found this forum and joined, then stumbled into this thread. Timelessly awesome, three years and counting!
Expat should write a book he is so humorous. Seriously. Maybe a kids book too so I can understand and read it.
A expat kids book is like major payne telling the story of the little engine that could. Or it will be a plagiarized version of At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed.