Expat's Guide to the Knife Industry

Discussion in 'EXPAT Knives®' started by Expat, Sep 7, 2016.

  1. Wolfman Zack

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    You should do Winkler Knives II next.
     
  2. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    I don't want to mess with the Fonz. He's too cool to mess with.

    Although I really do appreciate his reverse mortgage work as well.
     
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    Dark Ops is too funny. Their fixed blades have a paragraph of text on them to boot!
     
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    I don't know why I'm finally just getting around to reading this, but there was half a cup of coffee on my shirt by the time I got through Randall Knives. And I defy anyone to come up with a more accurate description of Case collectors. This really needs to be updated with Winkler, Bark River, Hinderer...

    And don't even get me started on the $200 tactical folding mini-cleaver trend... :D
     
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    Too darn funny!

    I'd love to see something on Bark River, and Opinel. They're a French company, so that opens up a lot of possibilities I'm sure.
     
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    I posted much of this on Facebook since it's that time of the year when Atlanta traffic gets even worse, when a bunch of dudes are free to cut loose and wear knives they haven't worn all year.

    Feel free to share it and offend everyone.

    I added Expat Knives too. Man, that company is a joke!
     
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    I had to look some of these brands up. Very funny.

    Dark Opps, Holy Geometry. Are they made on planet Klingon? Tops have some sci-fi influences too.
     
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    Just found this forum and joined, then stumbled into this thread. Timelessly awesome, three years and counting!
     
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    Too Funny!
     
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    Been here for weeks and just found this! Laughed so hard I spilled my coffee. Nicely done.
     
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    Expat should write a book he is so humorous. Seriously. Maybe a kids book too so I can understand and read it.
     
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    Oh yeah, I'm in for that! Do it! Take my money...
     
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    A expat kids book is like major payne telling the story of the little engine that could. Or it will be a plagiarized version of At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed.
     
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    How is everyone weird on this site but me and Mike Perrin?
     
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    Hey now, I am the normalist person I know.
     
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    After 40 years of marriage to the same woman I prefer the term "bat sh*t crazy." :confused:
     
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    I know that I am Norml.
     
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    I laughed a good bit reading this, put my Freek back in the safe and finally chased down that goat! :confused:
     
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    I see what you did there ;)
     
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