Zeek's research project poll...

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How do you guys wipe your butt?

  1. Real men don't wipe. Stand tall, walk away proud of your accomplishment

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%

  2. Squeegee the big stuff off with your favorite ESEE

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    0.0%

  3. Seated, using your strong hand, leaning into apposing cheek, pulling, front-to-back

    7 vote(s)
    50.0%

  4. The @Bushman5 method, use whatever random leaf, stick, and / or pinecone that's readily available

    3 vote(s)
    21.4%

  5. Seated, through legs, pushing front-to-back

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    0.0%

  6. Standing, through legs, back-to-balls

    2 vote(s)
    14.3%

  7. Snow plow method, initial wipe angled slightly to one side, then reverse the direction and angle.

    2 vote(s)
    14.3%

  8. Two or three dry wipes followed by wet via spit or bowl dipping

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%

  9. I had a bad experience in my teenage years, I use wet wipes now.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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  1. Andy the Aussie

    Andy the Aussie Administrator of the Century Staff Member

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    My method is not listed.... squat...dump....shuffle forward 8 inches (I could explain how I measure that but it is for another time), squat lower and shuffle arse along the grass/leaf matter till clean, stand up trou up, zip up and walk on. The rest of you lot seem like a bunch of princesses with all this wiping and rinsing !!!!
     
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    Sounds alot like my dog's technique... thanks for sharing.
     
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    Bump... need more data. ;)
     
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    Eat more food
     
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    I'm consistent... back to front. May dip on occasion.
     
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    So you have a chocolate teabag
     
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    I'm a big fan of the a$$ rag, as done by the late Ron Hood. Once its all used up, just boil in salt water and hang to dry. Plus it keeps newb hikers from walking too close to you.

    Ass Rag
    a dedicated cloth, used when hiking for extended periods of time, used for wiping your ass. If used properly, there is very little if any odor, and a 12" x 12" ass rag will last for weeks. It is carried hung outside of the pack. A term originally coined by Ron Hood of THE HOODLUMS fame, a outdoor and survival website .
     
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