Zeek's research project poll...

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How do you guys wipe your butt?

  1. Real men don't wipe. Stand tall, walk away proud of your accomplishment

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%

  2. Squeegee the big stuff off with your favorite ESEE

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Seated, using your strong hand, leaning into apposing cheek, pulling, front-to-back

    7 vote(s)
    50.0%

  4. The @Bushman5 method, use whatever random leaf, stick, and / or pinecone that's readily available

    3 vote(s)
    21.4%

  5. Seated, through legs, pushing front-to-back

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    0.0%

  6. Standing, through legs, back-to-balls

    2 vote(s)
    14.3%

  7. Snow plow method, initial wipe angled slightly to one side, then reverse the direction and angle.

    2 vote(s)
    14.3%

  8. Two or three dry wipes followed by wet via spit or bowl dipping

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%

  9. I had a bad experience in my teenage years, I use wet wipes now.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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  1. Zeek

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    Why waste good Busch Lt? I have a buddy who swears that he dips the paper in the bowl. Says he urinates afterwards and his poop usually sinks so... :confused:
     
    Zeek, Sep 22, 2017
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    Not sure... I think my life has just degraded to this point. It's where I'm at now.;)
     
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    What chu try'n say? Your life's gone to da crapper?o_O
     
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    Lol... I guess. Actually I'm just a curious fellow with odd friends and family who often times talk about this kind a sheeit. :)
     
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    Over supper I suppose:rolleyes:
     
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    Beats talkin bout politics!!!
     
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    Is there a difference? Both $#!tty subjects.
    Just saying:eek:o_O;)
     
    STPNWLF, Sep 22, 2017
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    They stopped making knickerbocker so I had to switch
     
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    Zeek, Sep 22, 2017
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    STPNWLF, Sep 22, 2017
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  11. Strigidae

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    I dont see my choice on the list. Im a unique snowflake just like mamma always said.
     
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    Are you German? We some German friends who find it commonplace to discuss their bowel movements.

    Do you practice the "Three Seashells" method?
     
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    Spanish moss works when out in the woods, just be sure to use moss still hanging from the trees. Moss on the ground has the chiggers:eek:
     
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    I'm ~ 1/4 Deutsch... so that's a good excuse I guess. o_O
     
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    No one is wiping back to front / "back to balls" so that's good. :cool:
     
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    Who the hell wants fudge nuts?o_O
     
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    It's a big world out there... if you can imagine it, it has happened. :eek:
     
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    Wipe'n etiquette, always front to rear.
    Never back to front or side to side:confused:
     
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    You would think... common sense, however. :rolleyes:
     
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    If only common sense was more common the world would be a better place.
     
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