Zeek's research project poll...

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How do you guys wipe your butt?

  1. Real men don't wipe. Stand tall, walk away proud of your accomplishment

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    7.1%

  2. Squeegee the big stuff off with your favorite ESEE

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    0.0%

  3. Seated, using your strong hand, leaning into apposing cheek, pulling, front-to-back

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    50.0%

  4. The @Bushman5 method, use whatever random leaf, stick, and / or pinecone that's readily available

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    21.4%

  5. Seated, through legs, pushing front-to-back

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  6. Standing, through legs, back-to-balls

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    14.3%

  7. Snow plow method, initial wipe angled slightly to one side, then reverse the direction and angle.

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    14.3%

  8. Two or three dry wipes followed by wet via spit or bowl dipping

    1 vote(s)
    7.1%

  9. I had a bad experience in my teenage years, I use wet wipes now.

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  1. Zeek

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    I know, I know... I've reached a new low. If you've had a sh!tty day at work like me, I hope this cheers you up.:D
     
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    fricking howling with laughter right now.....
     
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    Oh jeez, Zeek! I thought I was bad when I get bored at work.

    Here's a somewhat similar thread I started on a different forum when I was bored at work:

    Okay, so it's down to the last 15 minutes of your work day. You're bored, all your work is done for the day, and you just want to get the hell out and into some Taco....so, How Do You Spend the Last 15 Minutes @ Work???

    Here's what I did:

    1. If you have a thumb, stick it up. Straight up in the air!!!
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    2. Draw a ring around it with a pen. Right around the nail.
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    3. Draw another little line right on the tip...
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    4. Insert into zipper like so...
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    (don't forget to give your li'l guy a name...mine is Jim-Bob)

    Now, go freak the hell out of your co-workers/random passers-by and hope to God that you don't get fired. If HR comes, give a thumbs-up and smile.


    Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for the repercussions of anyone attempting this mod. Seriously though, this little stunt has gotten me in fist-fights with overly protective neighbors who have no sense of humor. ONLY ATTEMPT THIS IF YOU ARE WILLING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES(and hopefully I don't get banned for this either :eek:)​
     
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    next level **** right there......:D:D
     
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    Lol and holy sheeit... I guess I can make it through Friday now.:)
     
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    and my "thumb" looks bigger than yours...
     
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    Hey now, I've been told my thumb is a good size! :(
     
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    WOW, as to the initial start of this thread-
    Really want to have fun try it using your support hand instead of your primaryo_O
    I know from experience when I Broke my arm, now I'm ambedextrious:D crappy learning curve though:eek:
     
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    I **** gold bricks. No wiping required..
     
    Bushman5, Sep 21, 2017
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    I wipe with moist paper wetted with Busch light
     
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    After seeing your posts in the "culinary goodness" thread I find that hard to believe @Bushman5 :confused:
     
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    ooh hoity toity aren't we.....:p
     
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    gold fiber Bro.......
     
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    only 4 votes. ****ty
     
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    I'm gonna try this next time. Maybe I'll numb it first....like "the stranger"....only with pooping.

    ...and I think it's fair to point out that my g/f has been trying to get me to use that damn Squatty Potty thing, but I just can't. It doesn't feel right - I may as well get a gyno table to poop from!
     
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    ^ CLASSIC!
     
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    So......uh.... @Zeek .....WHY are you conducting this research?

    o_O
     
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    and who the hell voted for the Bushman5 method......?

    yall never heard of freaking toilet paper? :D
     
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    ROTFLMAO!
     
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