I am the first member to 1,000 Likes. I'd like to thank the Academy, my manager, team, my parents, financial manager, my agent, and last but not least, @MarriedTheMedic and her 900 Likes, without whom none of this would have been possible. In special recognition of this occasion, Mike Perrin has agreed to warranty all knives with rust on them as well as offer a one time Chinese Leaded Izula Turn-in program, which allows you to exchange your fake Izula for the real thing. Once again, thank you all very much. I'll be leaving to start my own forum now, focusing on flannel, beards, designer axes, and skinny jeans. Feel free to come over and visit. The working webpage title is www.lumbermetrotactisexualhipsters.com
My campaign to "ignore" his posts obviously was futile. But the problem with these snake oil salesmen is the number of suckers that are being born by the minute.
Yes, dislikes should be able to negate someone else's like. This forum should be free of tyranny ! We, the peoples, should be free to keep and bear dislikes ! Thank you, and God bless. Unless you wear a dress. Then cover up those nipples you ingrate. And braid that chest hair, this isn't Saudi Arabia ! That. Is. All.
Racist, the Academy is racist! You were here before me, post more than me, have more likes than me, but that's not my fault! I should have twice as many likes for my posts than you, because, reasons! I say we boycott this forum, until the likes are shared equally by everyone!
I'm mad I haven't received anything for never sending Expat a PM. I thought he'd appreciate that. Or, is he playing hard to get? I'd hate to have to do a Linebacker II on his inbox for a sticker.
My suspicion of playing hard to get is confirmed. The no-reponse-response has tilted Expat's hand. I see. I will not faulter. I will not carpet bomb his inbox. I will hold true and steady. You've won this battle Expat, but you will not win the war.