awesome. I'm looking forward to the report. That looks like just the sort of thing that would cause my wife to freak out. Adding to the list, pending your report.
I initially thought it said "Why we Trane." Even in the boonies, I have a Trane heat pump that breaks down every summer and winter. Just had the repairman out a few minutes ago and ordered a new blower and motor. Luckily, it is still under warranty. I bought the fanciest 3 zone one when we built our house. Nothing but problems. Apparently, those who complain about @Mike Perrin's customer service have never dealt with Trane.
I think the Arkansas River goes near there. It is a nice whitewater trip. Probably would be a little tame for you, though.
"No cell phone for 3 days." I can relate. I turned my cell off (canceled my account) months ago. Much happier now. Since I survived the last seven years at the teeth of vicious barracuda mo'fo's, I'm confident that I can survive the next seven. Bring it. Loving my RB3. (Now soaking in vinegar for the next level of patina. Tomorrow: mustard). Train with it daily in the back 50 at 66 with a 20 lb pack. (That's daily -- OK, 3 - 4 times per week -- since December 6, at times in 4' of snow. I've put in 400 m of trail since then.) Can't wait to get the 6. Up a notch. I'm training in Maine this year. Katahdin region. In 2018, my training goes to the Scottish highlands.