Perhaps I can offer assistance. Due to my lumbering gate, orangutan like movements and proclivity for being unshod, I’m often confused for the creature. If it is not me, it is likely a relative. I must vehemently protest the notion of vegetarianism. I suspect a medium rare porterhouse and Cabernet to be a more suitable bait especially when accompanied by a nubile female fitness model. Although I am rapidly forgetting the purpose of the latter, I am sure the younger members of my ilk would appreciate it.
Who said anything about you being bait for eating.......they may be going to dress you up real pretty in a furry suit spray you with some "female monkey in heat pheromones" and stand you out in a nice clearing in the moonlight one balmy Saturday night ....!!!
I think it’s funny that someone won’t believe in bigfoot but they believe in such nonsense as a flat earth or the moon landing.