New Inventions--Become your own boss!

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  1. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    I think a lot of you are sitting at home right now, or even if you are at work, maybe you're contemplating a side hustle. Something that you enjoy doing that you could do from home. Be your own boss. Tell the Man to shove it. Work when you want, independent of the economy.

    Some of you may know I have a few patents. Some I've done myself, some I've paid a lot of money to high-dollar patent attorneys to work on. I'm always tinkering with new ideas. To help pay it forward as the hippies say, I'm offering you some of my best ideas that you can run with completely free. I'm always looking for someone to create the next big thing. Follow the American Dream.

    Here are some of my best ideas for you guys to use completely free. There all money makers! Take them and run with them:


    1. Cordless Water Hose

    2. Brass magnet for cleanup at the range

    3. "I can't believe it's not bat!" frozen tacos

    4. Self-standing shovel (this will free up millions of road workers to do other things)

    5. Socks that come THREE to a pack, because you always end up losing one



    You're welcome, guys! Remember, first come, first served.
     
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    Jeff Randall ESEE Knives / Randall's Adventure & Training Staff Member

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    Your brilliance never ceases to amaze me. There is no one else I'd rather be in the sticker business with.
     
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    A brass magnet is a dream of mine :)
     
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  4. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    (You'll like this then)

    Another business opportunity. For just $500, I will send you this sticker that allows you be part of the exclusive Expat Knives Scout Rifle Squad. With full honors and benefits appertaining thereunto.

    Limited time offer.


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    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    Jeff Randall ESEE Knives / Randall's Adventure & Training Staff Member

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    Can I be a general or at least a captain, or does that cost more?
     
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    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    You have to have your own sword to be a general. We don't supply those.

    Everyone is a "Capitan". So that kinda works itself out.
     
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    You could at least used the image of a scout rifle instead of a pcp air rifle. :p
     
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    At least he sorta put a suppressor on it.
     
  10. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    I’m a finance guy, not a graphics guy. I don’t have a man bun even.
     
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    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    Wow, I like that color scheme you got going on there. The scales look awesome on that thing!!


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    Hey, thanks! I took this shot after snorting a bunch of hydroxychloroquine off my wife. It gets the creative juices flowin'.
     
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    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    And it keeps the ‘rona at bay! And malaria, if you’re down where I used to work in Pasto.
     
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    And Lupus......and Rheumatoid arthritis
     
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    Maybe not for $500, but I want one of these!
     
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    Cordless water hose has been around for some time.

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    Well done sir!! Ha ha ha!
     
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    I worked for my grandpa one week every summer as a kid. He was a mason and I was in charge of getting tools, cleaning them, etc... It was nonstop hard work until the cement was down, then I did a bit of standing around while he would trowel and bull float. I never thought about getting those shovels to stand on their own, but for one summer I was determined to create a new sport....freestyle shoveling...Picture freestyle flat-landing on a bike or skateboard, but on a shovel... Unfortunately all I ever managed was a sprained ankle and a few bloody noses.
     
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    Came up with another one today:

    An ironing board that, when you open it, doesn't go "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!"
     

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