And I know a guy that would order from them. He pays extra to have his firewood all cut to the same length, and only in quarters, so that it looks pretty when stacked next to the stove in his living room.
Next up... a company that launders your money...No, really launders it. Washed, starched (optional), ironed, and delivered back to you all in a box; flat is standard - rolled, or wallet-folded are options for a “slight” extra cost.
I have a washer and drie- I mean the high tech facilities required to operate such a service. So if you'd like to form an orderly line to mail me your money...
I’m pretty creative because of all my time on Pinterest. We are big into making cool things out of pallets. This weekend I made some firewood out of one.
