Expat, I contacted a friend in Senegal and purchased you the donkey and cart. You just have to pay shipping from Dakar.
Good idea, you can use it for the return. Be sure to stop at Sharkeys bar in Dakar. It is the Expat hangout. You can consult with the local vendors. I took this pic there in 2016
Unfortunately, I didn't make anything on the shipping. And that was the bulk of your contributions. Although maybe next time I'll charge you the same in shipping but I'll fly over there myself and deliver them. It'll be cheaper.
You should practice carrying a basket of mangos on your head, or you could use the traditional male dress called Bubu as does this fashionable gent.
Not sure you'd appreciate the "robust welcome to England cavity search" I'd have waiting for you at Heathrow!
last time I was in the UK they were quite gentle with me...I simply asked if he could warm his hands first....
.....it pays to have a winning personality......they spot you getting back to the front of the line grinning and say... "OK Mate....third time is a charm" ...