Cleavers have arrived.

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  1. Expat

    Expat Expat™ Knives Staff Member

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    Knife Connection has sold out. Some of the other dealers still have some. Time to get the 8 year olds off the grinders and over to the packing section of the warehouse and get some more steel in the mail.
     
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    I'll buy 2 if I get the 3rd free. I'm still confused though. Last I heard the kids were 12, now they're 8? At this rate I'm really worried about my 4 year old. I got to say though, it makes a lot of sense. The side of the cleaver had "help us" written it crayon.

    The cleaver, plus a wicked sheath from @Allen Morrison, plus the scales I have coming from @SEMO, I've spent way too much lately. It helps that I sold off my Esee 5 and an Izula. Worth the trade off.
     
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    I'll buy a third if you have serial number 0001 to send me... or 0007 one of those two...
     
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    How about number 0069? Apparently getting that would shut my wife up, she's been asking for that for a long time. Maybe this is what she means?
     
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    I reached out the BladeHQ, and they didn't know when they would be getting any. Might have to order from somewhere else.
     
  6. Expat

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    By the way, some of you more creative types need to get on that Amazon link and start posting some of those crazy reviews you read from other products. About how manly you became just from opening the box--that sort of stuff. The cheesier the better. Nothing serious. We don't go for serious.
     
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    I left a review for you but it will probably be pulled by pita.
     
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  9. Jeff Randall

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    Did they say they were sold out or did they not order them? All orders that were originally placed have been shipped.
     
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    Jeff Randall ESEE Knives / Randall's Adventure & Training Staff Member

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    I'm trying to get Facebook to approve a simple ad that shows a dead alligator and a man sitting beside it holding a Junglas. No blood. Just a 10' alligator and they haven't approved it yet. These companies are getting really strange about this kind of stuff.

    Speaking of photos that will piss people off.... I just came back from the classroom and found this hanging from the porch. Tried to go help him and he tried to bite me, so it took a lot of ingenuity but finally got him unhung. Just got a new idea for the next Field Survival but we're gonna use a bobcat instead.

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    Sounds good I'd be up for that.
     
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    Best puzzle ever!
     
  13. Expat

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    Did you use the cleaver? It's a problem solver with a handle.
     
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    Damn... Didn't know about the amazon thing. I should have asked if you know what serial numbers went to what places.

    I'll try to type up a funny review for it in the next day or so.

    Either way, #2 is on the way. I carved up a bunch more beef into stew meat last night and it exceled again. The blade edge has a nice light color change from cutting meat now. Starting to get a minute bit of character.
     
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    Ok so Amazon wouldn't post my review, I'm trying to find out if it was the picture of the pig head or the cleaver laying in the split pig carcass that did it.
     
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    I don't know what serial numbers went to which dealers. Maybe Jeff knows? I don't even know if that is tracked...good question.
     
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    We don't track serial numbers to specific dealers.
     
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    Somebody wrote a pretty solid review on Amazon. I like the lingerie part.

    Now, who can top that?

    Should we open this up for a contest? Best Amazon review gets a sticker pack and a coin or two?
     
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    That's not fair. I should get a coin or sticker for being the first review ;)

    @Expat I tried to make it a little funny, but honestly there isn't any other reviews on there. If there were a few serious ones than I would have kicked it up a few notches.

    I figured it would have given it away a little that there is a set of @SEMO scales on it. I guess you would have guessed it was a forum member if I said the cleaver knocked up my goat.
     
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    You definitely get a pack of stickers for being first. PM me your address.

    I would love to see it get crazy on the review page. Maybe ask some questions.
     

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