Now, why the heck isn't ESEE represented at this event?! We need to crash this next year. Fly the Expat Knives flag and have the first Expack gathering: If there's an event I can get into, lying in a hammock is certainly one of them.
Will there be suffering? I only go to things that include some sort of deprivation or hard life lesson.
Ill give you a patch if you carry all my stuff, set it up, cook all my food and gently rock my hammock on command. When I dont need you, you are free to lift logs and do bear crawls. Thats my final offer.
"Event" lol. It is a Homer Simpsonesque group nap I would go but why? This thing has a very anti hammock feel to it.
I will say a hammock is one of those things that takes a thousand to try and figure out before finding the right one. Especially length and materials.
I have found they are best when weathered a season or two. They then disintegrate and you must start over.