The guy on the left (blue jeans) was way more accurate and his chops seemed more powerful. You gotta run it again but switch blades. For science. Or don't, that's good too.
I agree. That dude is sexy too I might say. This one is a bit of an unfair comparison. The cleaver just has significantly more heft and a longer cutting edge. It definitely has a chopping advantage.
I’m surprised no one had a top hat on. That’s my personal requirement for using a cleaver on a chop-off: a decent top hat. We aren’t barbarians, for Pete’s sake!
Shoes are optional. I don't have a problem with that. The greatest army that was ever formed (The Confederate States of America) often fought shoeless during the first series of battles. I fully expect them to be well-heeled when the next round kicks off. That other knife definitely wins the Most Pronounced Choil of the Year.
The next ESEE offering? May I suggest pink, fuzzy and with a plume? Just because a man is in the woods is no excuse for not looking his best.