This is the internet. You don't need any outdoors experience to diss a blade like the Junglas. You just need a laptop, a internet connection, an abusive father and a bunch of but hurt and you're good to go.
I put on skinny jeans once, when the button blew it nearly killed two people now skinny jeans have a restraining order on me, I can't get within 200 feet of them.
Middle age men in skinny jeans look like a Bartlett pear trying to run away on toothpick legs. I am positive the second I put a pair on it would end the entire trend. And I would require professional help getting out of them.
That is too funny. Serious here, watched a guy snap a buckle on a waist belt one time that dented a fender and chipped a windshield. Sounded like a 7.62 round buzzing by your head. No one believes the story but 100% true.