New product at Blade Show

Discussion in 'ESEE® Knives and Gear' started by Jeff Randall, May 12, 2017.

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    This is the internet. You don't need any outdoors experience to diss a blade like the Junglas. You just need a laptop, a internet connection, an abusive father and a bunch of but hurt and you're good to go.
     
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    I put on skinny jeans once, when the button blew it nearly killed two people now skinny jeans have a restraining order on me, I can't get within 200 feet of them.
     
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    I miss that ole Dodge Super Bee
     
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    My Penis is too big for skinny jeans.
     
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    You spelled ass wrong;)
     
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    Middle age men in skinny jeans look like a Bartlett pear trying to run away on toothpick legs.
    I am positive the second I put a pair on it would end the entire trend. And I would require professional help getting out of them.
     
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    Since when does the word 'ass' make it through the naughty word filter... can we say **** now too???
     
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    I heard that the next ESEE survival course requires everyone to wear skinny jeans
     
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    Does that include Jeff? If it does I'm signing up for the next class.
     
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    That is too funny. Serious here, watched a guy snap a buckle on a waist belt one time that dented a fender and chipped a windshield. Sounded like a 7.62 round buzzing by your head. No one believes the story but 100% true.
     
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    For summer it should really be @KMCMICHAEL style...
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    No. Jeff has to wear a romper.
     
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    Jeff makes skinny jeans look like baggy jeans and oriental dress look fashionable.
     
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    Love your description
     
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