You might have to change his name to sh!tscreek with the amount of money it's gonna cost to feed that friggin jaguar!
Long day of hunting squirrels... you wouldn't understand. Yeah, that's his 'frog'. Little SOB ripped all his arms and legs off years ago... he's a little bastard. Chew your ankles right down to the bone he will.
I had a German Shorthaired Pointer for 16 years before I had to put him down. Great bird dog, and family pet. I miss him.
16... wow, that old. Hold on to the memories of his happy and crazy acts... Can't imagine the void after my dog leaves this world.